Why I Shop Online
Me: Do you have any widgits?
Retail Sales Professional: Well, let’s see, it is Saturday and we get a shipment in on Monday…
Me Interrupting: So that would be no?
Retail Sales Professional (without missing a beat): and we will not put them on the floor until Tuesday. You can check back with us Wednesday if you would like. < PAUSE > Yes. That would be no.
Freakin’ awesome.
You forgot the shabby attempt at “up-selling” something you didn’t want or need. (or you would have freeking ask for it…)
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