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Snowpocalypse 2010 Photos from Olde Towne Portsmouth
Jan 30th, 2010 by Scott

January 30, 2010 – The snow event that crippled Hampton Roads View Full Album [...]

Rules for kicking ass…
Jan 30th, 2010 by Scott

DSCN2904RULES FOR KICKING ASS

Dear Civilians, ‘We know that the current state of affairs in our great nation has many civilians up in arms and excited to join the military.  For those of you who can’t join, you can still lend a hand. Here are a few of the areas where we would like your assistance:

1. The next time you see any adults talking (or wearing a hat) during the playing of the National Anthem – kick their ass.

2. When you witness, firsthand, someone burning the American Flag in protest – kick their ass…

3. Regardless of the rank they held while they served, pay the highest amount of respect to all veterans. If you see anyone doing otherwise, quietly pull them aside and explain how these veterans fought for the very freedom they bask in every second. Enlighten them on the many sacrifices these veterans made to make this Nation great. Then hold them down while a disabled veteran kicks their ass…

4. If you were never in the military, DO NOT pretend that you were.. Wearing battle dress uniforms (BDUs) or Jungle Fatigues, telling others that you used to be ‘Special Forces’.  Collecting GI Joe memorabilia might have been okay when you were seven years old, now, it will only make you look stupid and get your ass kicked.

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Gun show loop hole and bovine testicles
Jan 29th, 2010 by Scott

I get so tired of people, mainly the Virginian-Pilot and other media outlets calling this the “gun show loop hole”.  Its not a loop hole.

The bill would have required prospective buyers to undergo an instant criminal background check before buying a firearm from a private seller at a gun show.  -=SOURCE=-

How can the General Assembly write a law that would control the private sale of firearms?  Are they only concerned with the sale while at gun shows?  Come on people.  Private sales are just that.  Private sales. Read the rest of this entry »

PETA…
Jan 28th, 2010 by Scott

I am just speechless. An animal rights group wants organizers of Pennsylvania’s Groundhog Day festival to replace Punxsutawney Phil with a robotic stand-in.  -=SOURCE=- This of course isn’t the most outlandish stunt PETA has done.  In fact this doesn’t even rate as being a stunt.  Simply a statement of preference. But come on. [...]

Environmentalists responsible for global warming
Jan 26th, 2010 by Scott

Ok.  This stuff is really making my head hurt.  Now some folks are saying that all the work to help replenish the ozone layer is contributing to “global warming”. OZONE HOLE’S HEALING MIGHT SWELL WARMING By Sindya N. Bhanoo The New York Times That the hole in the Earth’s ozone layer is slowly mending is considered a big victory for enviro [...]

Cronyism is alive and well with Obama
Jan 25th, 2010 by Scott

Yeah it is. Obama administration this month awarded a $25 million federal contract for work in Afghanistan to a company owned by a Democratic campaign contributor without entertaining competitive bids -=SOURCE=- nepotism – favoritism shown to relatives or close friends by those with power or influence Obama said in 2008: “I will finally [...]

Massive Earthquake in Northern Virginia (SATIRE)
Jan 25th, 2010 by Scott

Reuters, Washington, DC. Northern Virginia today experienced a massive earthquake which rocked the landscape from as far south as Richmond to as far north as Gettysburg, PA. Measuring 6.8 on the Richter scale, the tremor struck about 9:45 p.m. Eastern Standard Time and shook the very foundations of the White House and Capitol Hill, according to U. [...]

First Book of Government – On Obama
Jan 18th, 2010 by Scott

FIRST BOOK OF GOVERNMENT Obama is the shepherd I did not want. He leadeth me beside the still factories. He restoreth my faith in the Republican party. He guideth me in the path of unemployment for his party’s sake. Yea, though I walk through the valley of the bread line, I shall fear no hunger, for his bailouts are with me. He has a [...]

This is priceless… Just watch.
Jan 15th, 2010 by Scott

It really starts at question #4… Kimmel just bowls over Leno… [...]

Virginia PROMOTES Distracted Driving
Jan 7th, 2010 by Scott

This is kind of funny.  But a letter to the Virginian Pilot from a Chesapeake citizen brings it into focus.  The Commonwealth actually PROMOTES talking on your cell phone while driving.  I’ve seen the signs.  I’ve used the information they provide. Distracted driving Did you know the commonwealth of Virginia promotes using cell phones while [...]

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