Reuters, Washington, DC.
Northern Virginia today experienced a massive earthquake which rocked the landscape from as far south as Richmond to as far north as Gettysburg, PA.
Measuring 6.8 on the Richter scale, the tremor struck about 9:45 p.m. Eastern Standard Time and shook the very foundations of the White House and Capitol Hill, according to U. S. Capitol Police.
Although there have been no reports of any personal injury or structural damage, many lawmakers were severely shaken and were observed running for cover or hiding under their desks for the duration of the episode.
Despite numerous and significant faults being recorded in Washington, DC this past year, a spokesman for the U.S. Geological Survey in nearby Reston, VA, noted that the epicenter for the quake was probably located somewhere in Arlington.
Upon further investigation, it was determined that the exact cause of the quake was actually pinpointed in Arlington Cemetery where the late Senator Ted Kennedy was heard rolling over in his grave after learning that the U.S. Senate seat he had held for over 46 years had just been won by a REPUBLICAN.
The "All Clear" was sounded at 10:30 p.m. EST.
Reports are there will be lots of AFTERSHOCKS as well